What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

– Dracula, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

It’s always a bit of a fraught endeavour trying to introduce yourself, isn’t it? There are a thousand or more descriptors that might apply to a person, but when you pick one for your About page you have to pick just some of them that will encapsulate all of that.

I’m a writer. I’m a reader. I’m a dad to the cutest little girl this side of the 49th parallel. I’m a puzzle solver. I’m a dog owner and a cat roommate.